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Friday, November 05, 2004

boy has turn me into an old woman
Yep. Like the title said.

Ryan has to be up at 5am every morning. He goes to bed at 8.30-9.00pm. Yep. We couldn't even get to Law and Order before he gives me a quick wave and said "I off to bed".

So i'm thinking, "Aaah cool. Now i can flip back and forth between laguna beach (don't ask me why i'm watching that :p) and Law and Order and CSI and whatever crap is on TV."

No such luck. Coz within 10 mins or so i'll be dozing off on the couch, and by 10pm i am snuggly in bed.

Can i blame it on the time change? yeah i could, but i rather blame it on the boy. I brought this up last night, about how we're going to bed so early nowadays, and he said, "wake up early, go to bed early, keeps you out of trouble".

Trouble? What trouble? Pfff.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Phrases For Your "Out-Of-The-Office" E-Mail Auto-Reply
this one is superb! (courtesy of Mac Pao of kampungtunku.blogspot.com)
  1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
  2. I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
  3. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I were in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
  4. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed in preparation for my promotion to management.
  5. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 22/11. Please be patient and your mails will be deleted in the order they were received.
  6. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each word thereafter.
  7. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sendingagain.' (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals actually did this over and over).
  8. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 10 weeks, if I am still around then.
  9. Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.
  10. I've run away to join a different circus.
  11. AND, FINALLY, ABSOLUTELY THE BEST: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.